Observances
May 22, 2006
I last wrote about our May Day holiday, but since then we have observed two more holiday weekends.
On the second weekend in May we celebrated the Pompa Romana – the Roman Parade. We gathered at the amphitheater – that is the military amphitheater in Óbuda which was built by the Romans in about 100 CE, for entertainment. There were the legionnaires, gladiators, barbarians ( which is to say most of your ancestors), vestal virgins, actors, mimes, musicians, and, as always throughout history, politicians. This was a celebration to kick off the summer at the Aquincum Museum.

Just in case you have forgotten, we live in the former Roman province of Pannonia. In fact, the Danube marked the boundary between the “civilized” west and the barbarian east. Our apartment is within the ancient walls of the castrum – the camp of the second legion from about 47 to 500. You need to remember that at that time the Magyars (Hungarians) were off someplace in central Asia, so our celebration has, strictly speaking, nothing to do with Hungarians. On the other hand, Hungarians like the orderliness of the Roman empire, and so we celebrate it. There we were, sitting in a stadium that was nearly 2,000 years old, watching a pageant.
There was a reading of an edict from the governor concerning the maintenance of public order. The governor in question was Hadrian, who, after being governor of Pannonia, went on to become emperor of Rome. His villa, on Óbuda Sziget (Óbuda Island), is yet to be excavated. Then a reading of an edict against the writing of graffiti, interspersed with the texts of graffiti found in Aquincum. After brief performances by the groups listed above, we marched up the street to the southern entrance of the castrum (legionary camp). It was fun to see the surprised looks on the faces of the drivers who were caught up in our celebration. I mean, all of a sudden traffic comes to a halt and marching by in the other direction is a Roman legion (nobody expects the Roman legion) along with musicians, slightly fierce looking barbarians, and then a horde of ordinary people who seem to believe they have a reason for walking down the street

Festivities continued on Flórian Tér, part of which is the old southern gate of the legionary camp.
Speaking of the old legionary camp (we live within its boundaries) brings me out of chronological order to the fourth weekend. Saturday night we gave a dinner party for two Hungarian couples. Gyula Orbán, a director at the Bábszinház (puppet theater) and Thomas Ország-Land, a writer for the The Guardian/Observer News Service and The Times Literary Supplement. But that is not what this story is about. At about 12:30 on Sunday, after a well deserved sleep-in, we set off to reward ourselves with a long soak in the hot water of the Rudas baths. We had gotten about a block on our way to the bus stop when we came across two couples looking around at some of the Roman ruins and speaking English. It turns out that they were Australian tourists out for a walk and looking for a place to have lunch. So we temporarily took over their lives. We decided that the Zöld Kapú (Green Gate) was a great introduction to a typical Hungarian restaurant. Eva decided that we couldn’t give them good enough directions, so we walked them the four blocks across Flórian Tér. On the way we showed then the old military baths in the underpass and the remains of the southern gate (Ahaa! Now you see why this segment of my report is here!) We chattered about the past and present of the area and what it was like to live in Hungary. Yes, the Zöld Kapú was open, but it was booked solid! Fortunately as we filed out, Eva struck up a conservation with some patrons just going in (they had reservations) and they recommended a different restaurant a few blocks away. With a bit of back street navigating we dragged them off to the new place. Eva liked the look of the place, verified that they had space and an English menu, and we said our goodbyes. Several times since we have wondered just what they made of the experience -- was the meal ok? Did they feel kidnapped when they could have settled for McDonalds? I don’t suppose it matters – whatever happened they will have an adventure to tell about when they get back home. As for us, we caught the 86 bus to the baths and soaked with the added pleasure of having done a good deed – whether they wanted one or not.
-- Just a final note. When we came out of the baths at about 5:00, a light rain had started. The bus stop is on the edge of the Duna and there is no shelter for hundreds of yards in each direction. So we waited in the rain. We had no rain gear, but we did have our swim bags, so we took out our towels and draped them over our heads and shoulders. I stood there conflicted – I wanted the 86 bus to come, but nearly as much I was hoping that a tour bus would roll by. Think of the staring tourists getting a chance to see that “real” Hungarians did not have umbrellas, but, in their sadly primitive way, simply bundled up in old rags when it rained. Alas, the 86 bus came in about 8 minutes and we had to go home with my desire unsatisfied.
We spent the third weekend of May in Venice. This is one of Eva’s favorite cities, and one which seems to be growing on me. We went with our friend Kati – by air (a discount flight on Sky Europe) out on Friday and back on Monday. Eva found us an apartment in Venice, on a street improbably named “Back of the Monkey Street” (“Calle Drio La Scimia”) which was very close to the Rialto bridge. Our three day transit passes gave us bus transport to and from the airport and unlimited use of the vaporetti – the Venetian water buses that cruise up and down the Grand Canal. Eva had a great opportunity to practice the Italian that she has been studying, although she spent a restless first night as her mind rehearsed Italian verb forms. Well, if I am to judge, she has learned an amazing amount of Italian. The shopkeepers responded very positively to her attempts and, if not always grammatically correct, she was usually understood.

What to say? Venice is always too much. We visited art museums which ranged from the Academy – starting with the tenth century, to the Palazzo Grassi which had an exhibit of late 20th century art. In-between are the churches decorated by Tintoretto, Titian, and other great Venetian painters. We also visited the Peggy Guggenheim museum which has an amazing collection of art from the first half of the twentieth century – some of which appears as illustrations in Eva’s Mythology book. The more I see the better I understand the development of Western art – the great curse of being an academic – you keep learning things!
Speaking of which, I have started my third course in Hungarian. Aaagh!

Someplace in the first weeks of May I missed Saint Flórian’s day. (the 4th of May in case you wanted to know) I found this out when, on the way to do some shopping, I passed the statue of St. Flórian in front of the local Catholic Church. Now, you may be thinking that there must be some saint or other celebrated on every damn day of the year – and you are right. But in Hungary one has to pay more attention to this because here birthdays are relatively small family affairs. Your friends and colleagues celebrate you on your “name day” the day on which the saint who bore your name is celebrated. Almost all Hungarian calendars thoughtfully include this information. If you think about it, it is rather nice. You don’t have to keep track of the birthdays of all of the people that you work with – if you know their name, you know when to wish them "Boldog Névnap." The small florist shop at our nearest train stop posts the name days for each week so that you can remember to pick up a small bouquet. All of this may explain why your friends named Flórian have been giving you the cold shoulder for the last several weeks. But why the big bouquets for St Flórian? Well, as you may remember, our apartment looks out over Flórian Square. Perhaps more to the point, Flórian is the patron saint of firefighters, so perhaps there is a reason that the ribbons on most of the wreaths indicated that they were placed by local politicians.

No, this is not Hungary’s answer to the rise in gas prices. It is just that they are making another period (18th or 19th century) movie in Fő Tér. This time it is a movie for television – much lower budget than the Spielberg movie from last fall. After celebrating the Roman empire, being part of something as recent as 200 years ago does not seem much of a stretch.
You may never have asked yourself: How many gypsies does it take to sell contraband cigarettes in the underpass to the trolley stop?
But if you have, the answer is three. Of course I know that in the U.S. there are smugglers who buy tobacco in low tax states and sell it in high tax ones, but I have never knowingly seen them. Here, a group of cigarette peddlers seems to have a regular afternoon enterprise to serve customers who transfer from the trolley stop to the HÉV (suburban railway.) One fellow stands at the entrance to the underpass – many customers recognize him, but he may also call out “ciggi, ciggi, ciggi.” If you are a customer, you pay him and he passes the appropriate nod to his associate who is inside the underpass who gives you your merchandise. Meanwhile, the third person, serving as lookout, simply keeps watch from the other side of the underpass. Since I am a nonsmoker, I can tell you no more about this.
The tag reads:
Man’s Wear
Right Classic Brand
Gentlemen Are Satis Factored For The Traditional Technology
The Modern Time Leisure Styles And
Natural Appeared and Modern Style And Men’ s
Handsome Activity
It must be true because it says so on the tag of the polo shirt that I just bought for $6.50. So far I am satis factored with the shirt. I would add some more satirical remarks about the Chinese mastery of English if I did not have the strong belief that my Hungarian sometimes comes out at least this bad. Those of you who are unfamiliar with the Monte Python sketch on the Hungarian Phrase Book should look at it on
http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Scripts/TheHungarianPhrasebookSketch
That about takes care of May weekends. For the last weekend, Mickey will be focused on getting ready for his College Board exams at the start of June. As we were reviewing, I pointed out that that IQ was a measure of mental age divided by chronological age, so that a two year old who was as bright as a three year old had an IQ of 150. Similarly, I noted that for his father to have an IQ of 150 he would have to be as bright as the average 96 year old. “Well,” he said, “it is good to know that as you sink farther in senility you are still getting brighter and brighter.” I hadn’t quite thought about it that way, but I guess that I am raising my IQ even if it is not quite the way I had expected.






































